dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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