2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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