You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is wine microwaveable?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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