I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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