Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
