i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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