It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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