i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
