hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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