And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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