just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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