so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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