ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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