erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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