I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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