I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
FUCK WHALES
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