remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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