Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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