I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so that wasnt chicken after all
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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