honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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