Just took my morning after pill in the library
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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