It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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