wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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