Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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