susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
