My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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