Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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