id be glad to
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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