who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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