Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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