im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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