I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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