I am spending my child support on dildos
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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