talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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