we're blogging at a bar
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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