NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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