We named our party play list daddy issues
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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