im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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