So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My dick has a subreddit
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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