scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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