White coat. Heels.
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the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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