I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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