Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So much rum. So many feels.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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