Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Its about making memories worth repressing
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
worst night to have a conscience
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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