you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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