i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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