Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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