He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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