Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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