i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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