mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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