That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
tell me about the eggs
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