we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Pooping to opera.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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