im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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