I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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