why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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