I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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