I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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