Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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