I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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