I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Less talking, more tequila
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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