Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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