i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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