this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize