You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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